Hey Friends ..
Saw this on facebook today and thought it was a funny little read. Who knows if it's true or not. But it made me smile.
Karma .. it's a .. well ... you know.
Stacy :)
BEST
DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you
that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years
& I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that
was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I
had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand
new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to
sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love
me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband
& wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore;
whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me.
Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a
great life!
—— Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more
than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7
years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch
my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining &
griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut
last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a
girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say
something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal,
you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped
eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from
you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it
was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that
morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work
it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job
& bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone..
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the
fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you
wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your
Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you
this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem
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